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PREFACE
First thanks to God, to give me strength to make this book. Thanks to Mr. Dedi my lecture who gives the writer many lesson in the wrtiting. In this chance writer try to write the story about his life history. And sory if in the writing found many bad grammar because the writer is beginer. For every person supporting the making of this book. Because the writer is not capable in writing, so please understand it. In the making of this book, writer find many difficult things. So once more so sory. Enjoy this book.
Bandung,
Writer
Book’s Containing
v What Is Autobiography
v Randy Is Septian Sasratopano
v I Live In Tanjungsari
v Family History
· Grandparent
· Father and Mother
· Randy Septian Sasratopano
v School Story
· Kindergarten
· Elementary School
· Junior High School
· Senior High School
· College
v Ridiculous Stories
v Hobbies and Interresting
v Girlfriends ???
v Addition Chapter
v The End
What Is Autobiography
Autobiography. What it is? Looks like what? Same question when I hear this word from my teacher in junior high school. Have you make your identity on paper? I just want to tell you that autobiography is your bios which is write on paper. Based on Wikipedia: The word autobiography was first used deprecatingly by William Taylor in 1797 in the English periodical the Monthly Review, when he suggested the word as a hybrid but condemned it as 'pedantic'; but its next recorded use was in its present sense by Robert Southey in 1809. The form of autobiography however goes back to antiquity. Biographers generally rely on a wide variety of documents and viewpoints; an autobiography, however, may be based entirely on the writer's memory. Closely associated with autobiography (and sometimes difficult to precisely distinguish from it) is the form of memoir. So an autobiography is a book about the life of a person, written by that person.
So am I. I plan to write my autobiography. Actually I write it on a book. So the question is “why do I write my autobiography?” So the reason is because my lecture give me campus assignment. So poor me. To be honestly I hate writing so much. But this time I consider to do that. But I have to write, because he will kill me. Ok, I will tell you about my origin in this book. Starting from my grandfather and grandmother until now. So many story in my life, but I can not write for detail, I forget some great story. I will show you some old picture about my family. And I will say to you......
“WELCOME”
Randy Is Septian Sasratopano
Randy Is Randy ! Some people says “How can you get that name?” And I should have the answer. Why my parents give me that name. So, in this chapter, I will tell the history of my name. First, Randy. Why? I try to ask my mother, and “bang” she give me the simple answer. She said “I just give you that name”. And I’m not impressed.
Then second, Septian. She said “your father’s name is Asep, and she combines and modify some word become Septian. Third, Sasratopano. She said “In Indonesia Topan is strong wind.” And done! It is clear for me. Just simple name but long enogh. When I ask to my father, the answer is same with my mother. Finally, Randy Septian Sasratopano is created. Pretty cool name. I have some nickname, every people call me different. Randy, Ran, Ndy, Bin, Sep, Mang, Jang, Neng, Beul, Nyet, Say, Kaka, Ade, Om. It is strange is not it ? For me it is no problem for the nick name. But do not call me with ass, or I will be mad to you. Haha, off course not, I am just kidding. Call me what you want and lets make friendship.
I Live In Tanjungsari
I live in Tanjungsari for 18th years, so this is became my hometown. Tanjungsari is transition town. Many people from many ethnic come and gone. This is the most famous mosque in Tanjungsari! Mesjid Agung, that’s people call.
I have some friends in this town, some of them is crazy. But they are crearive, like active in band, racer, painter, etc. This is my friend’s photos, and some of them is my brothers. So chechk it out.
CUTE ENOUGH ???
Family History
I. Grandparent
Every family in this world must be have grandfather and grandmother, so am I. I have two grandfather and two grandmother. They are very kind to me, no one can imagine the goodness they made. You should meet with them one day, I will show you who they are. I will tell who they are. Something bad happened, My grandfather was died when I was in senior high school, he is my mother’s dad. I was so sad at the moment, but God takes him away, so I loss one grandfather. But I still have another one, and I love him very much, he is good man, hard worker, he strong like tiger, precisely old tiger. Can you see them, they are old man. The man in the leftmost is my father’s father, his name is Kanta, and now he is 93 years old, then his wife is next to him, her name is Nenti, she is 86 years old. Rightmost is my grandfather from my mother, he is Abdulhamid, he died when I was junior high scool. Beside him is my grandmother, her name is Eroh, I know their names is old school. She is 80 years old. I do not really know about their story, because they never told me their youth and their story. Okey, that’s enough and lets continue to the next chapter.
II. Father and Mother
When I stared to write this biography to full fill my assignment in study of parafraph writing, I hate to do that. Will be appear FAQ (Frequently Asked Question), I hate to ask my parent, because I rarely talked to them, until now I hate my father so much, he is bad guy. I know this is not a diary so I decide just tell you as the reader about my parent. Now litle story about them. My father’s name is Asep Saepudin, and my mother’s name is Ai Erah Sukaerah. Kanta has two son, Asep and Ujang and a daughter Ai. Ujang is my uncle, and Ai is my aunt. My mother’s name same as with my aunt name. My Mother has three brother and three sister. They are Oma, Asep, Ade, Oih, Iyam, and Neng. My mother is gorgeous woman, she is strong like storm, wild like tiger. She is caliban, I hate her character. But sometimes she is romantic. I am glad when my parent in good mood, but i am do not like, when they are fight. I want to have a peaceful family and still peace even though a simple family. I always remember this picture, they are my parents.
III. Randy Septian Sasratopano
According my Indonesian teacher, to start introduction, you must put the opening section, the contents and the cover, I included people who are not good at crafting words, so do not waste your time reader! Oke, lets go to the contents.
My name is Randy, my full name is Randy Septian Sasratopano. I was born in Sumedang 14th November 1992. Just like other people when they begin the introduction section, they mention about their hobbies and many things. So what are my hobbies? I am not have a big body, I am thin, but i still can play sport activities like basket, football, swimming, and skateboarding. I prefer to play skateboard. Oh yes, that is my picture when I doing “ollie”. When I play this sport, I always feel cool, haha. I am not lying, try your self. Some people say that me a talented person, but my talent is restricted. Just like when I doing something, when I do that things I can not to do with perfectly, I just can do that. Stop here and next is just like other boys I have many love story, but I will not tell you in this chapter. Curious? Keep read untuil you are finish. I like informatics, I have computer stuff in my room. Cpu, stabilizer, monitor, keyboard, VGA and the most important mouse. I am a gamers because I have a computer. I start used to like gaming when I have computer. I belong to person who curious in every thing. For example in computer. I have a computer when I graduated from senior high school. College necessary make me have to buy computer to do my campus assignment like make this autobiography. I impossibly to do my campus assignmet every day. Human needs refresing some time, so do I. My alternative is to play some games to avoid my brain overheat. Game I ever play in mys computer like GTA IV, the greates video game I ever played.
By that time I always spend my lessure time by playing video game. But someday when I visit my friend’s house, he has a mobile modem. I start interesting about mobile modem, so I plan to buy one. When I have one, my habit change to browse internet. Until own I have many account in cyber world, one of them is the most popular social network like Facebook. By that time my hobbies incrased by one. Oh,, I almost forget to tell you that my favorite food is sambal terasi it is Indonesian food, and for the drink is hot tea. I have another favorite habit like hangingout with some friend in our place in circle K. Having fun with some friend will reduce my overheat brain. This is for the picture..
This picture captured when I and my friend’s hanging out to Score Ciwalk. This is awesome, behind me is Dempak the Jeruji’s vocalist, the most famous band in bandung. We having conversation about music such as hardcore, grindcore, deathmetal, brutal deathmetal, metal, slaming guttural, punk, melodic punk, trahs punk and many more. All about music genre, we share our experience in music. But we focus on metal. Because we are metalhead, that is person who like metal called metalhead. Oke, we will talk about music in Hobbies and Interesting chapter. So do not miss it, my hobby is prety cool ... And this is my picture with Ucay the vocalist’s Rocket Rockers.
School Story
I. Kindergarten
You know what..? I don not really remember when I was in kindergarten. I just a whiny litle kid, maybe some kids do not enter kindergarten like me. I was in yellow uniform and my kindergaten’s name in TK Melati. It was near from my house. I just still remember my gorgeous teacher Mrs. Dewi. She is good teacher and absolutely beautiful. It was so much fun when I was litle kid, there is no mind. Hmm, I thought that I don not want to grow up. I have an enemy at that time, like other kid. His name is Eri, I do not respect at him and I really do not like him because he is a naughty. I was too naughty, for example I always go home with injury in the hand or in my knee or both. So, because I do not any story again lets continue to the next chapter..
II. Elementary
After I graduate from kindergarten, I continue to elementary school. I was five years old at that time when I enter the elementary school. I go to SDN Gudang 1 everyday in my hometown. When I was in the first grade my mother always company me go to school. I was too scared to go to school for alone. I have ridiculous story, when in my school held health examination. The doctor is inject every student. And I absolutely very scared for the injection, so I hide in the empty class. But my teacher and my parents found me and they make me injected even thought I rebel with kick my teacher’s chest because she hold my hand with hard. I think my elementary school story is not quite good. But I hope never grow up. It because if you become adult, your responsibility is increase. But it imposible, just let it flow. And lets make this stupid life full of color. Do what do you want to do as you can do! \m/
III. Junior High School
Junior school, this is my favorite memories. I go to SMP Negeri 1 Tanjungsari. Same as with my elementary school, it near my house. The most favorite school in my hometown. I was sit in VII F when I accepted in that school. At that time the headmaster is Mr. Unang. He is killer teacher, this is because he always slap his complicated student with his shoe. I have a bad friend when I am in junior high school. His name is Sugih, he was drop out by school, because he reply Mr.Unang slap with slap again with shoe. Actually this is a tragic story.
After I graduated from VII F, I continue to VIII F or the second grade. In my class there is a beautiful girl, her name is Eria. I like her, but it is impossible, because at that time I was too small for her, it will be abash. Hmm,, but I am still not give up in love. But the love chase is close down when I followed the basketball team in my school.
Third grade, the last grade in the junior high school. I cocentrated to National examination when I am in IX F. But the way to the success is not always pure. Like normal teenager, I am try to smoke, drink alkohol, and watching adult movie. That is a boy ways. But I am graduated although I am bad boy. Next chapter...
IV. Senior High School
SMA Negeri 1 Tanjungsari, one more favorite school in Tanjungsari. After I graduated from junior high scool, finally I went to this stupid favorite school. One more killer teacher, and many more stupid teacher although they are kind when they need something. First grade, I am in X7. At that time I have more new friends from variety town. In the first grade my seat friend is Beidy. He is sucks friend. And not for long time he moved until my seat friend change. His name is Yoyo the black man, haha. He got black skin. There is no special moment in this grade, so next...
Next is the second grade, I’ve got social class, this because my chemistry teacher did not let me in to science class. Sucks teacher. So for the second grade I am in XI IPS 3. This is sucks class, all boy students is stupid except me. They are fool, because every moment when we study in the class some students take a nap, and for the other is having caonveration each other. What I said, but I have a good friend, he sit with me. His name is Riki, although he sucks sometimes. How about your girl friend Randy? Of course I will tell you on love chapter. So read until finish ok.
ß Riki’s picture.
For third grade, I am still in IPS 3. This is the most sad story, I just have a years less to spend my time with my school friends. We more often hangout together, because we know that we will separated for the college. I know school is boring, but without school we will not have any friendship. Sometimes when I am in college, I miss all of my senior high school friends. I want back to senior high school if I can, but it is imposible. It feels sad every moment when I remember my school story. Some picture when I was in senior high school. Remind me about my age, my life, my sins, and my sad songs.
I will always remember you guys, I will never foget you guys. Our friendship and our story in senior high school. Almost cry when I write this part, I am so hate to remember this memory.
V. College
After I graduated from senior high school. I try to register my self to some university. I followed SNMPTN examination last year, but I did not succeeded. I failed go to UNPAD, actually I really want to go to UNPAD everyday. Why? Because This university is not too far from my house. But Finally when I try followed test to UIN I did it perfectly. I accepted in Faculty of Adab and Humaniora in English Department.
When my first time go to UIN, I disappointed because I failed to go to UNPAD. But I have a plan that next year I will follow SNMPTN examination again. Ofcourse I have new friends again, but less than in high school. My first score of final exam is three point four, but I failed to get schoolarship because some student cheating to get it. That is nothing for me. But until now, until this autobiography task approached to me I can not sleep well. I’ve got different habit since I am in college. Some bad and some good. I think I do not really like literature. But I must study about that even I hate it. Some lecturer is arrogant and they undisciplined. For example the lecturer order the student to do not absent more than one. But he does, he does not teach the student and absent more than one. I think lecturer like that must be drop out from campus. Oke this is my campus friends. This picture captured when campus orientation in Lembang. And for this one is when OPAB in campus. At that time feels so crowded because we were cheerful.
Ridiculous Stories
I have many ridiculous stories, from the small things until the biggest. Because there are many story I will tell you the most my favorite story.
Firt story,
This is embarrassing story. I give title for the story. “Sucks Examination” very sucks in my life. Ok, this is the story. That time is Friday morning, when the TIK examination, yeah, like normal boy, I am lazy boy. I am not read the material for the examination. And when the examination begin, I am confused for the question. After I am looking for answer to some friends, they all same with me. So I try cheating at that time. I think it will fine, but finally my teacher know that I cheat. He kicked me out from the class. I hate him so much until now. WHY ?? Because he is killer. When the examination finished, all of my friend give me praise as the most stupid student.
Second story,
Late is my habit, but no for everyday when I go to school I always late. This late is different, I was wake up at 6.40 o’clock and whereas the school bell is 7.00 o’clock. I rush and go to school with motorcycle, but still late. When I arrived to school, I saw some student having punishment from teacher. So I decided to back and save my motorcycle and go to school by the school rear way with jump the fort. So I can go to class with safe, but my math teacher know what I was do. So I am still got the punishment with swamp in my shoe because I go to school with rear way. Shit, unlucky day I guess.
Third story,
I am following illegal camp when the school time. That time, I invited by my friend to participate to camp. I just accepted that bid. Like I said I am lazy boy, so I late when go to the camp location. The way to the camp is offroad, but I survive. I shocked when I know there is two girls in. I know something wrong happened. But what can I do, so I just warm my self close the bonfire. And the most false move is the camp is close the school camp. In the same time, my group (illegal group) with scool group is hold camp activities. So when some student in school camp patrol they found us. This is big problem, because my group bring girls, so the teacher is mad at us. And for the next day in the school, the student who following wild camp is punished. Include me, with sucks cut hair from the killer teacher. Finally I’ve got skin head. This happen when I am in second grade in senior high school.
Fourth story,
Adult movies at his phone! I remember when this virus attacking student with hardly. Every student who have mobile phone with LCD, it surely contain adult movie. When in the break time, this is good time for watching adult movie. Me, one of the many student who hobbies watching adult movie. Haha this is boy’s hobbies, but in my school, all student is crazy. They hobbies is almost same in adult movies. This is the picture for the watching adult movie together. They looks horny, haha.. bad habit, so do not try this at home ok !
Fifth story,
Oke last ridiculous story, this is happened when I was in senior high school. That time is fasting month. Me, Riki and Cevin decided to Iftar at afternoon. Because we are naughty boy, they task is buy some food, and my job is prepare the plate and the place to eat. Because we will still pretend that we are fasting.
Hobbies and Interesting
I have variety hobbies and interesting. First my hobbies are smoking, drinks, coffee, playing video games, guitar, watching movie, social network, skateboarding, music, traveling, hang out and basket. Smoking become my habit from I am in junior high school, and same as drinks, I try to drinks some alkohol, but at that time is not working, I started like drinks again when I am in senior high school, ofcourse that is bad habbit.
Coffee for everyday when I wake up in the morning with the cigaretes. It taste very delicious. Italian says “Numero Uno.” My favorite coffee is black coffee and for the cigarettes is Dji Sam Soe. Why I like the clove cigarettes? I do not know, but it feel good. Try your self. Playing many video games is my favorite habit than study. War games, strategy games, adventure games, and race games. Like I said my favorite game is GTA IV. Because my personal is an artist I like in music area. I like to watch movie, my favorite movie is Prince of Persia and Assasins’s Creed. For the music which I like is deathmetal genre. But for the slow genre I like Fusion. I interesting with deathmetal since I in senior high school. My favorite bands are Burgerkill, Auticed, Plasmoptysis, Jasad, Jihad, Bleeding Corpse and Turbidity that is for the local band. For the international bands I like are Canibal Corpse, Lamb of God, Behaded, Dream Theater, Metalica, Pantera, Iron Maiden and Condemned. But sometimes I like melodic punk, like Rufio, Rosemary, Topi Jerami, Box Car Racer, Goodboy Badminton, Danger Ranger, and many more. Fusion, this genre is uses 7 key, like c7. I like when the acoustic guitar part. Make me calm and enjoy. Fusion bands which I like are MYMP, Ten 2 Five, Maliq And D’essentials, and many more.
Sometimes people need refresing with go to some favorite place. There is some favorite place like... visit lake. To reduce stress in our mind I vacation to some good place like Ciwidey in Bandung. Or you may go to some historical place like Gedung Merdeka. I always visit it for take some picture for my profile picture on facebook. Some times, when I bored, I often go to some place in Bandung. Walk in braga, or hang out in Gasibu, Dago, or in Alun-alun Bandung. So beside it I taking picture to remind me my youth and my teenager.
Oh ya,, I like to playing guitar. This my guitar ! I starting play guitar when I was 14 years old. I pratice it every moment when I have lessure time and watch John Pettruci and Hendrix guitar lesson. They are fucking awesome !!! I like both of them, they guitar skill is awesome! When I play guitar, I want someday that I can play my solo guitar on big stage and people scream and says my name “Randy I Love You” Haha...
Girlfriends ???
This is the chapter about my love experience. I falling in love with female when I was in junior high school. Normal boy but does not has brave heart to say that he loves the girl. This is my ex-girlfriends list:
1. Icha
2. Dhemi
3. Citra Amanda
4. Amanda Rachmandita
5. Seny Febrian
6. Dita Amelia Saraswati
That is my ex-girlfriend list, but for the number 3,4,5 and 6. They leave the memories are not forgotten. I do not have many picture of them, I just have some. Ok, I know you curious about my first kiss! Ow, damn. My first kiss is with number 3. I can not belive I can do it with little pressure. Girls I ever kiss is number 3, 6 and Mia. Who is Mia? She is my friend’s girlfriend.
I started dating when I was sitting in third grade in junior high school with Icha. Actually she is my friend’s girl friend. At the first time I asked dating. I accepted, but I realized it will not good because Icha is my friend’s girlfriend. So I tell the truth to my friend and broke up my sales with the girl. And for long time I have not any girlfriend again. But something happened after six month after I broke up. I dating with Dhemi. I am in third grade in junior high school and she is in second grade. But it works for not long time, it just for a month less. We broke up with no reason.
I decide to having single life until I found Citra Amanda when I am in second grade in senior high school. I date her for month. But this is my first kiss happened. I do not think for kissing with her, but it happened because the romantic atmosphere. I am boring some times with her, because she is do not really care with me, so this time I broke up our relationship.
When almost graduate time, I have a close friend, her name is Seny. Initialy I intended approach her sister, but it seem do not working. Contrary, I date her. And she makes me to falling in love with her,
ß Amanda’s picture.
but before we make relationship we have some problems. I jealous with her, she close to my friend, and I response it with dating with Amanda Rachmandita for a week. But it did not run smoothly. Finally I broke up with Amanda and back again with Seny, but when I try to say my feeling to her, she ban me to smoke any cigaretes for a week. I am a smoker, so I can do that. Finally we date fo a day and with bad memorials.
My last ex-girlfriend! I have some friend in my hometown Tanjungsari. Some of them makes band. The band’s name is The Dogermonyet. My brother is one of the personil in the band. He is drumer, and he got curly hair like broccoli. His name is Windy and his nickname is Sudar. And this is his picture. He is close friend with Dita. I know it when Dita told me. Until some day when I open my facebook account, there is a message in my wall. It says thanks for to be a friend in facebook. It was from Dita, I do not know why I make friend with her. I do not really remember who was adding as friend. I remember when we starting acquainted each other in facebook. From that event, we starting to “wall to wall” on facebook until some day she invited me to eat bakso near Tanjungsari junior high school. Finally I treat her whereas she should treat me. We deal meet on 2.00 pm. While we enjoy eating, we chat about a lot of things, about love, facebook, joking, ex-boyfriends, ex-girlfriends, phone, school, music, hobbies, anything. After we finish, I intended to drive her home, but she refuse. So she visit my house for not to long. After that I drive her home. We strating to send message until some day she ask me to be her boyfriend. I am confused to answer her offer because from first time I have no feeling to her. She seduce me for three day for the answer. She wants me to be her boy friend in 11th January 2011. For three day I ask for advice to some friend abuot this problem. Finally I accept her offer because I am single for 8 month. What can you do if a girl “shoot” you! Damn, you can not imagine. But our relationship is just for a week. She broke our relationship with no reason. I am so anoyed at that time. How stupid kid I am. I am ask to my self, why can I make relationship with this girl. And for the result is I broken heart for a month! Shit, this is the second time for me. Almost forget, this is her photo. And I take this one from her facebook. I hope she does not read this autobiography! Is she gorgeous? Well, I do not think so!
Addition Chapter
This is my last chapter because I visited this event yesterday. I will tell you about Bandung Berisik 2011. Bandung, 11th June 2011. BANDUNG Berisik is the name of an icon of underground music events in the city of Bandung, which was initiated by the community of Indonesia's oldest metal music that is Ujungberung Rebels, Homeless Crew. Music featured in this show are specific and exclusive. Music genre that became the hallmark of this event is a genre of metal music that thrives in the underground community in the city of Bandung. BANDUNG different noisy dengaan implementation Due to events that carried other metals are displaying the diversity of underground metal music genre with all forms of development in terms of musicality and fashion from the audience who appreciate. This is f**kin awesome concert I ever wathced. This is the biggest metal concert in south asia. Do not believe ? So do not believe after you see this picture !
I go to the concert with some friends. I still do not believe until now that I go there. I can say no words !
You know what ! My favorite bands are play in this event. They give their top performance. Every people who came in this event seemed very enthusiastic and excited. More than 20.000 peoples came to this event, and this is the real event ever held in Bandung, Indonesia and south asia. Because this event so awesome I take some photos for memory. And this is it !
The End
This it ! This is me, this is my f**kin story! We as human is not created with perfectly. I am as human is not perfect. But I am try to give the best. As usual in the end part writer write about thanks. So thank you so much to anyone who helping me write this awesome AUTOBIOGRAPHY. Thanks to God, to my lecturer, to my parent, to my grandparent, to my friends, to my ex-girlfriends, and to my brothers and sisters. Without you all, I am nothing and I will never write this book. Now I have better mind to write again.
Thanks! A lot !
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